I want to know who certifies Christians. And, for that matter, is there a certification board for other religions? Are their stamps different colors? We shall never know.
I'm wondering what makes her Christian, is it the turtleneck and lack of bosom exposure? Because her pose is exactly the same as the ones you see in stripper ads, only without breasts.
Maybe they have tests and you have to be able to take communion and withstand the touch of holy water, stuff like that and get a licence and everything.
Maybe a certificate to hang on your wall with a seal and ribbons and everything??
I'm wondering what makes her Christian, is it the turtleneck and lack of bosom exposure? Because her pose is exactly the same as the ones you see in stripper ads, only without breasts.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they have tests and you have to be able to take communion and withstand the touch of holy water, stuff like that and get a licence and everything.
ReplyDeleteMaybe a certificate to hang on your wall with a seal and ribbons and everything??